faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

Faber

A faber (pronounced faa-ber) is the cross between fat, f@g, and the n-word (hard r).

"Yo slime, did you see maple today?" Boy 1

"Yea bro, she's such a faber." Boy 2

by xillow March 28, 2023

Faber Rodrigues

A guy with w rizz

A loyal boy

A leng boy/man
Very Tall

Faber Rodrigues is him

by Lengboi2133 June 12, 2023

flabber tad

A big fatass named chase with flabby skin

Hey look there goes a flabber tad

by BiggerMike2 July 16, 2023

FLABBED

Flabbed is a very very very cool and sophisticated way of saying flabbergasted, which is often used to describe a event that left you speechless and in awe.

I was so flabbed when I saw that shawty eating out of a garbage bin

by spidermakesbeats February 9, 2024

Fabelmans effect

A factor that can be taken into consideration for every Steven Spielberg movie. The fact that every Spielberg film takes some inspiration from his personal life. Once one has seen The Fabelmans (2022), it gives them a different perspective on every Spielberg film.

Of course you have to consider the Fabelmans effect when talking about Close Encounters

by rock mcpebblestone September 6, 2023