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Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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Find me

You can't. I'm already found. I'm not hidden.
Hym "Ypu don't need to find me. Everyone already knows where I am. I'm in the surveillance apparatus. And killing me might lead to the attack of Americans. I'm an American. My rights are being violated and you're colluding with A MENTALLY RETARDED PERSON AND AN ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER to try and steal AI. The American people are the ones who are going to suffer from your trying to get away with this. I told you not to do it. You did it anyway. You need to get this retard out of our politics. Send his ass back to South Africa. Deport the South African invader immediately. You see the irony of a president deporting a bunch of migrants and then letting a retarded migrant take over the government, right? You're capable of understanding that, right? So, yeah, no. I'm not worried about it. Get him out. Send him back to Africa. Give me my shit. Bring the inflation down. That's your job. Do your job bitch. You are actively letting an immigrant steal from an American and it COULD HAVE cost Americans their lives and the lives of their kids."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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pray i do not find you

person 1: *does a bad thing*
the police: p ̠̒r ̦͋a̴̜̾y̴͙͘ ̞̽i ̮̂ ͍̑d̴͙͌o ̲͑ ̼̂n̴̻͠o̵͖͐t̶̤̏ ̵͙͂f̴̤̿i ͉͝ṉ̵͊d ̫̀ ̙̈y̶̗̚o̶͎̒u̶͖̚ (basically zalgo text for "pray i do not find you", why are you forcing me to include this urban dictionary)
by ali._ January 13, 2025
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Find the Ducks

Find the Ducks is a Roblox game in which you find ducks.
Guy#1: I love Find the Ducks.

Guy#2: What is a Find the Ducks?
by BuddyMaddie April 3, 2022
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late night finds

A old video or picture of a very memorable or happy moment in life.
Hey! have you seen the late night finds video of kobe? super cool.
by joemama17john May 12, 2024
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Fuck around and find out

If you know Jesse H. And you have had the pleasure of being his friend then you know. There's only one person who will know this from here on out so you will never find out. But.... You can also fuck around and find out if you disrespect jesses friends or family. And it ain't pretty. So I suggest you don't fuck around to find out!
Kristy- he had me at fuck around and I surely found out. I'm a lifer now :)

Dude #1- I got this black eye from Jesse H. I had to fuck around and find out. My bad!!
by F$ckaround&f$nd@utjdh October 27, 2023
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can't find the waist

a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.
"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"

"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."

"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."
by tropicaltoucan September 7, 2024
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