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Facebook

A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.
Old Man: I hate Obama! Better post a million articles about it on Facebook!
by Moaloa January 23, 2016
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Facebook

The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.
Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!

Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!

Bob: *opens the facebook app*
by t_lly July 3, 2014
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Facebooker

A girl or guy who posts revealing photos for attention.

A "Facebook Hooker".
"Ashley has become such a Facebooker. I don't get why she thinks she needs to, she's already got enough attention as it is"
by Austin McCrebbing November 13, 2011
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Facebook

Facebook is the site you go to after jerking it.
Man im all worn out after that new porn site I found, better check my facebook before I crash.
by Giglerx May 13, 2013
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The Facebook

When a female partner is in time of her period, the male partner has sex with his mate, which then proceeds a unique inscription on her wall. What he writes is entirely up to him. Some sign the name John Hancock or their own name.
"After the bar, this girl asked me perform The Facebook to her, in which I laughed to myself and then did what I had to do".
by S.J.B.D February 17, 2008
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Facebooker

A member of generation Y. Someone born in the 1980's or 1990's.
by loweryjk February 21, 2008
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Facebooked

getting caught doing something or saying something u dont want other people to find out about
Guy 1:i was tryin to get wit another girl on facebook nd my girlfriend caught me

Guy 2: B you got Facebooked!
by MC ShadowOfDeath November 15, 2007
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