got so much wood i could build me a fort

I have so many cars I could "build a fort"

I got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Libbie V June 16, 2015

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Fort Worth Christian

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?

A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"

by don'ttrytoreachme September 09, 2021

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Fort Recovery

Fort Recovery is where all the Christian girls are. They might have some extreme viewpoints, but at least they are actually funny. The girls are kind, and there's even some guys who won't call you slurs behind your back xoxo <3

She goes to Fort Recovery? She's definitely hotter than the last snob I dated

by Sue Doe Nymn January 12, 2023

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building the fort

A term describing the current coronavirus related panic buying craze where one buys enough toilet paper and other things to build a fort.

A possible code phrase to let people know that a family member went shopping crazy.

Bro, Cody's mom went full crazy and started building the fort!

Damn, how much tp did she buy?

by PenguinSlideMaster March 16, 2020

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