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hairy fairy

A particularly hairy gentleman of the gay persuasion, often only temporarily so when imprisoned for criminal behaviour.
The dude's queer - the big hairy fairy cornholed everyone in the clink
by ClubBarf July 4, 2004
mugGet the hairy fairymug.

fairy godmother

An older woman who enjoys the company of younger gay men. This is different from fag hag in the sense that it specifies the age relationship between the parties.
My mom is such a fairy godmother; every time she hears I met a new gay guy she just HAS to meet him.
by rainbow_addict January 19, 2009
mugGet the fairy godmothermug.

fairy secretary

by itsjoshhh January 19, 2010
mugGet the fairy secretarymug.

Fairy Bomb

When you're fucking your BTGGF and your half breed best friend climbs in your second story bedroom window and proceeds to gape your boyhole with a cattle prod.
"So I was balls deep, right? And then Matthew fairy bombed me! The second time today! He got me good. I busted. Hard."
by lighterless November 13, 2020
mugGet the Fairy Bombmug.

Vomit Fairy

If one consumes too much alcohol, vomits and passes out, but the vomit seems to have disappeared by morning, one has been visited by the vomit fairy.
A - "I swear I puked last night, but my clothes are all clean."

B - "You got a visit from the vomit fairy."
by Siania December 9, 2008
mugGet the Vomit Fairymug.

fairy brigade

stay out of that bar.its a fairy brigade in there.
by p-low July 21, 2010
mugGet the fairy brigademug.

fairy tell

when a coniving fairy tells you a lie in which you believe until you find out otherwise in the future
that damn fairy told me there where cookies in larry the cable guys ass and guess what? no cookies,such a fairy tell
mugGet the fairy tellmug.

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