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"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
by hermione p October 12, 2023
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Long Island Expressway/ I-495

A Tattoo that bass player of local band The OverUnder has located above his penis! This is used for many pick up lines and is what girls ride on World Tour!
YO Bilders on World Tour, Italy rode the Long Island Expressway/ I-495
by Bilder July 12, 2009
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10:19 express to BOC

Going from sober to blackout city in under 2 hours. Generally refers to drinking copious amounts of hard liquor with or without energy drink, late in the evening when all you want to do is get to BOC the quickest way possible.
He downed 14 vodka red bulls, barely caught the 10:19 express to BOC, and was horrified the next morning to discover that the locomotive made an unscheduled stop at poundtown to deliver a BOC creampie surprise to his cousin. All he could manage to mutter: "Sorry for partying".
by 200ppm August 6, 2010
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Johnswick Express

This is sex position a coined by Dr. Bradley Johswick, Phd. A man lays on his back. A woman kneels at the his head, legs spread. The man licks the vagina and cums over his body into the woman's mouth.
JOHNSWICK EXPRESS
--__------------------
-(__)*--*-------------
--|--0------*---------
--|_/-0------*--------
--|_--|-------^--/\---
-(\_)_|_____\/---\_
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by Mack B. May 22, 2008
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Brown Line Express

1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.
Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.
by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007
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Lex Express

The powerful group that controls the destiny of various podcast hosts. They have controlled certain wrestling universe's with their power and control over things. They are dedicated to the legacy of Lex Luger. They are the most powerful troll group in wrestling history
The Lex Express took down Don Tony again, man they are powerful.
by Lex Express January 24, 2013
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Pink Lady Express

A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.

Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.
Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.

Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!
by D-train1990 March 16, 2010
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