Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.

Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."

by drkrupp December 17, 2020

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Yee Yee Essay

A text that is at least 300 words that criticizes the behavior of someone else

I just got this long ass text from my ex telling me everything I did wrong, it's one hell of a Yee Yee Essay.

by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024

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Mario López Estrada

What I call pick up artists.

Person 1: Hey, are you a pick up artist?
Person 2: Uhh...yeah.
Person 1: Good...I will call you Mario López Estrada.

by TheGravelOfAnEstrada January 5, 2025

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Ambrosio Soler Estrada, Angel Soler, And Angel Jose Robles (AAA)...

What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ambrosio Soler Estrada, Angel Soler, And Angel Jose Robles (AAA)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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