drink monkey

A person who drinks excessively and is often viewed as having a drinking problem. Such a person is highly sought after for parties and the like in order to better create a raucous time. Despite the amount of alcohol consumed he or she will maintain a good-natured and fun-loving attitude. Due to this ability the drink monkey is essentially a master entertainer but can also feel rather used for it. Party invitations can become burdensome to the drink monkey.

A drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. He or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. It is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 PM. Drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. He or she commonly faces the question, "Why are you drinking so much?". A drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.

Drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.

Who plans a trip to Ocean City immediately before a trip to Vegas? That guy is such a drink monkey.

A common drink monkey phrase: "I'll do one."

by bumptious boo September 17, 2011

Dried up lake

An elderly woman whose vagina can no longer self lubricate itself.

"My dicks all shaffed from Gardenry Margrets dried up lake"

by Gardenry Margret December 4, 2011

Drink an urn

It’s when somebody tells somebody to drink beer until they get a tumor or die

Don:hey John go drink an urn. John:go die

by Braydong44 January 5, 2021

Sun Dried Tomato

Usually found in the over 40's woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. Their vj or vagina as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato.

Man I love to fuck an older woman's sun dried tomato

Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato

by Milo43 September 12, 2010

Drink Beer, the holiday

An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.

The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.

Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?

Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.

by Dave June 17, 2006

Diekmann

To have a large amount of excess lard in or around the neck region of the human body. Commonly referred to as "Gravy Neck". There is no known cure for the common Diekmann . Side effects may include increased urge to snowboard,skateboard and/or scratch vinyl.

"holy sh*t look at the diekmann on that guy!"

by anonymous mouse March 22, 2008

I drink cum

If you're here you're probably bored and you're searching weird shit on urban dictionary for no reason.

Don't be ashamed, I search weird random dumb shit on urban dictionary all the time too. #nolifegang

X: I can't think of any more weird shot to type on urban dictionary I've already searched basically everything
Y: have you searched "I drink cum"?
X: omg,good idea

by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021