Hanahaki Disease

Hanahaki disease is a disease that begins with unrequited love for someone that can lead to death if not treated. The disease is written in Japanese graphic novels such as Manga and fanfiction. The favorite flower of the person whom you share this love for begins to invade your lungs and throat as the days go by. The longer one waits to share this love the quicker the flowers begin to grow. Sometimes the person will only cough up the petals but in others, it's the petals and full flowers. The only way one can rid themselves of this disease is either by sharing these feelings with the person and getting the same love back or by surgery. However, by getting the surgery it means it'll take any adoration and love you had for the person away. You'll be left with numbness to take the place of that love for them. If you do not speak your unrequited love and/or get the surgery you end up dying.

"Shock engulfed her whole being as she took notice of the limp dead body laying on the bathroom floor. Petals surround him and fill the toilet in front of him. She felt her stomach churn at the sight of so much blood. As she bent down she took notice of how the petals and flowers were her favorite flower. Why didn't he tell her he had hanahaki? She knew what it meant. She just didn't understand if he didn't get treated he'd die. Her heart ached as she realised Hanahaki disease is a disease that happens to someone when they share a one-sided love for another that can result in death. If only she saved him soon enough. His eyes were dull and filled with death. 'I love you,' she whispers, brokenly.'

by -Patroclus- April 11, 2022

dyslheimer's disease

noun: a combination of dyslexia and alzheimer's disease. the inability to remember correctly, but to remember pieces, in a scrambled fashion.

what's his name? you know, he was in the movie with what's her name, the one about the woman who lived in L.A.?

by ja July 3, 2004

Rex Grossman Disease

When a professional athlete, usually a quarterback; after doing well commonly including playoff victories will completely FUCK UP during the next few seasons.

Bob: damn, Rex was so good up until the superbowl, now he's some straight up trash. What happened?

Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease

by ooberman February 18, 2009

Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD)

On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread

Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook

Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well

Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)

Guy 2: afraid so

Guy 1: damn it

by movieguy92 March 20, 2011

Daily DAWA Dose

A quantity of epic cuteness via current S/mileage member and leader, Wada Ayaka (a.k.a: DAWA), done, occurring, or issued each day of the week. A DDD may or may not result in a comatose state due to overload of epicness and will render the receiver of the dosage, officially Dawa'd

The wota needed their Daily DAWA Dose to help lift their spirits after a stressful day.

by !wota December 3, 2011

Nasty nigga disease

1) Is a man or woman, regardless of race or ethnicity, are basically psychopaths or sociopaths expressing criminal behavior and/or performs criminal acts, including sexually deviants one against their fellow humans. This people are EVIL and have authoritarian narcissistic personality disorder and some may suffer from delusions of grandeur.

Now the crazy leftists and the nwo/ NEW WORLD ORDER are encouraging and even rewarding this sick behavior and mixing it with cultural Marxism or intersectionality, so these people will most likely end up being an useful idiot socialist or communist with them having delusions power and conquest of destroying America or any first-world western country and KILLING any and all Conservatives, Libertarians, Classic Liberals or who they don't like or disagrees with them. Fortunately, for the rest of us, these most people lack the intelligence, common sense, the history & higher frequencies to see that they are the bad guys, thus they are easy to spot.

if they live DTLA, high-level marxists are rumored to have psychotronic weapon or total individual control technology & some maybe not even be human, think Childhood's end and invasion of body snatchers.

2) Just a person displaying criminal behavior; A sexually deviant; A disgusting person; A criminal.

Some of these ppl should be 86'd, they are not worth saving, they are the fallen & are damned.

3) A person having a STD or STI.

stay away from that commie, he's crazy...he has that nasty nigga disease.

by realist69! December 19, 2018

Disease X

It's not Wolverine's weakness—duh! Disease X is the next big outbreak that'll be caused by an unexpected source.

Melinda: What the heck is Disease X?
Bill: WHO knows!
Melinda: You mean, World Health Organization, right?

by timlight April 23, 2020