Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

working the door

The act of stimulating the backdoor via short shallow thrusts.

He started by working the door before getting into the main act.

by Churroboy March 6, 2015

door date

the person you show up to the door of a party/function/get together with.

yeah ashley was my door date, but im gonna see what ass i can get tonight.

by locals only November 11, 2006

door sucker

A person whose selfishness and single-mindedness prevents other passengers from entering a train/subway with ease.

I missed my train because I couldn't get around that door sucker.

by AT13 September 18, 2013

door 3

This is the Price Is Right version of anal.

When presented with the choices, one being vaginal, two being oral...she chose door 3.

by thecommishz March 26, 2016

Saloon doors

Another word for vagina.

In reference to when a baby is born, the outer part of the vagina flaps in and out for about a second or two. This gives the appearance of saloon doors opening and closing like in old western movies when a cowboy walks into the place.

Did you see that that chick give birth?! That baby came flying out of those saloon doors.

by EZRJPOOWEE April 13, 2010

the door in the floor

The entrance to that crawl space where you stash your porn/drugs/guns. Usually a secret.

Phil: "Dude, my mom found the door in the floor yesterday..."
Mike: "What did she do with the stash?"
Phil: "She thought it was dad's, so she threw him out on his ass."

by The Godfather November 18, 2004