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Long Donging

To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021
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Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,
Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:
by Dedede Man May 17, 2020
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Dong jockey

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock
by 216 wp May 17, 2017
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Dong Extender

A penis extender that increases your Defense in RPGs which is made by Donkey Kong himself
Get it? Dong Extender? Donk̶e̶y̶ ̶K̶o̶n̶g?
by Speak With Your Heart August 17, 2014
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dong flong

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.
Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.
by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014
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dong dress

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016
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Danka Dong

A monstrosity of a penis. Even bigger than the giant horse cock.
Yo I heard John has a Danka Dong! I wanna se if I could take it.
by Fred McJiggingsworth July 6, 2020
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