dining room table

Someone who is unable to think for him- or herself and attempts to liken President Obama with Hitler.

Dude, I'd explain why the sky is blue, but you're so stupid you're a dining room table.

or

Barney Frank to Idiot: "Having a conversation with you would be like having a conversation with my dining room table."

by Lexapros and Lexicons August 19, 2009

dumpster diving

A method used by Crime Scene Investigators to discover discarded evidence that may be hidden in dumpsters.

Grissom and Sara went dumpster diving in search of more evidence.

by IWillBeYour419 April 7, 2004

Dumpster Diving

fucking your ex because you have nobody else to fuck while they are knoked out.

I went dumpster diving again!

Moobiessss likes to go dumpster diving

Because no one likes man boobs.(:

by Angie Giangrasso(: September 20, 2009

Pearl Diving

Masturbation in a lake, ocean, or swimming pool and afterwards collecting the pearls of jism, as if diving for treasure or pearls. This method of sexual self-gratification increases lung capacity and you are immersed in lubricant.

Zach, when pearl diving in the school swimming pool, forgot to collect the pearls of jism so he got our gym teacher pregnant.

by Benzo Lorenzo December 28, 2005

cave diving

cave diving generally means to fuck but specifically means to fuck a bucket minge

gary:id love to go cave diving in that bitch

by synyster666 January 16, 2009

Dumper Diving

When you perform cunnilingus on a girl while she is taking a shit. It involves the use by a sex partner of the mouth, lips and tongue to stimulate the female's clitoris and vulva while she is making a poo. The lesbian blumpkin.

"Maybe going dumper diving on Rhonda in the Taco Bell bathroom wasn't such a good idea" Bro#1 (hipster with beard)

"Bro, I bet you were a hot mess!" Bro#2

"Bro, you can say that again!"Bro#1

by Cherryrainbow August 20, 2011

The Dutch Divingboard

Whilst receiving a blow job, on the verge of ejaculation pull back on your woman's head with one hand and press down on your johnson with the other. After lining up her chin with the projected path of recoil.. release. The spring-loaded wang will then rocket upward pounding the chin of the unsuspecting female resulting in a explosive orgasm, drenching her neck and chest with cum in a splash-like manner; Not unlike a divingboard.

EX 1
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"

Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."

EX 2
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"

Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."

by Blake Kahn October 3, 2008