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Pez Dispenser

For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.
Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm
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dispressed

A combination of being disappointed and depressed at the same time
After the ice cream fell out of the cone he became dispressed at the sight of it melting on the sidewalk.
by the old bear February 3, 2010
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disputejackdorsey

A term used to describe how Jack Dorsey of Twitter sensors Twitter to dispute conservative viewpoints but allows the radical left to publish anything and everything!
Disputejackdorsey has disputed nearly every conservative views to try to manipulate the Presidential election for radical left!! Big Brother is watching you!
by HonestRich December 5, 2020
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disputejackdorsey

A term used to describe how Jack Dorsey of Twitter sensors Twitter by disputing conservative viewpoints but allows the radical left to publish anything and everything
Disputejackdorsey is disputing everything on twitter published by conservatives to try to manipulate the Presidential Election for the radical left!! Big Brother is watching you!.
by HonestRich December 8, 2020
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disposable theory

(disposable theory) -AKA: "throwing something away" -how does one do this? if i "throw something away", it just vanishes, right? -or does it disappear in degrees depending on its' molecular make-up??

if i call you a 'cocksucker' my words might 'disappear', but if i "a-heave" my bic cigarette lighter, it will get out of my sight, but take hundreds of years to vanish! -in theory i have "thrown it away", though it still physically exists...now, lets' multiply this by 200 billion...or; lets' break out the goods and get good and 'altered'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -burn one for crazy unc'!!
what of this disposable theory?

martin met a young woman, got the 'poison' ground out of him, then applied the disposable theory

made me a nice mess, now i'll apply the disposable theory
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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disposable headphones

the shitty headphones yo buy for like 4 buck and us for about 2 days then dispose because they have been destroyed by use
guy1 - het man i just bought this sick lloking headphones at the dollar store

GUY2- dude that shit"s not gonna last a week those are disposable headphones

.......two days later

GUY1- oh shit those headphones broke on my first 4 hours of music

GUY 2-I KNEW IT CHEAP FUCK NEXT TIME BY A ZUNE OR SOME OTHER PREMIUM HEADPHONES....
by thetechy critque117 October 23, 2011
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dispexia

The excuse one makes when performing acts of less than reputable intelligence.
A very good sign of severe dispexia: attempting to spell 'dyslexia' and spelling it 'dispexia'
by SaraBelle December 20, 2012
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