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deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
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Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018
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Food Desert

°Latvia: Absolute poverty. Prototypical 3rd world country; designed by Rosia. Slum housing. Slum bathrooms. Grocery store, clothing store, markets. Cell phone store, veterinarian, hospital. Beach. Magazines; it's not s slum house in da ghetto if it's not overflowing with magazines and books 👸🏻❣️
°Higgins Lake: Absolute poverty. Slum housing; grocery store, food produce stores. Food Desert; otherwise desert. Like all slum houses. Overflowing with books, magazines.

°Detroit; Gentrified. My house is in absolute poverty; because of India, this location is where my basic human rights get disrespected. They have never been blatantly disrespected in the other locations. Lots of rich white people; Dearborn, Bloomfield Hills, West Bloomfield, Grosse Pointe, Birmingham, Southfield, Livonia. Lots of unnecessary restaurants, businesses. Too gentrified; too gentrified. But it's good; otherwise I wouldnt be able to see a white -washed version of India. All the cities listed are lil India! But without the microphones. Just like Seinfeld and Friends; rich white people living in relative wealth, but they are unable to function in a 3rd world country. They can't read or write!

°MSU; A lot more diversity than Bloomfield Hills. Less of a food Desert. Brat, Machuca, racial diversity of Latin America, sex trafficking origin and destination countries. A lot of food; I would say that expect for magazines, it has the most food of any of the locations.
I live in a Food Desert. I'm never provided adequate food; Asians step in and provide food for me. My colonizers want to kill me and are spoiled Europeans; this planet is designed for nobody and is a result of Caucasian Privilege.
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Anthracite Desert

1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?

2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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desert strike

A game involving hitting any male member or combattant in the testicles with a large metal pole or baseball bat crushing them completely. favoured by Alex J Blyth.
He rolled on the floor in agony after desert striking.
by Trotsky&co January 17, 2004
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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
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Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
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