shock dodge

A shock dodge is dodging the Lightning Item in MarioKart. It is mostly done by using other items in MarioKart like a bullet bill or a star.

"I Used the star just in time to do a shock dodge."
"BAM, shock dodge!"

by NotANormieBTW March 19, 2018

Dodge ball

When you get smacked by a gym teacher.

When you dodge ball hits u

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019

period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.

Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"

by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023

Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.

“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”

by Erarr October 7, 2023

dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.

Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!

by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003

dodge dance

whilst walking down the street trying to avoid people the person you are trying to avoid who is walking towards you moves the same way as you. thus leaving you face to face, then moves exactly the same way again. both seemingly reading each others minds.

oh my god i dodge danced all the way to paddington from my house.

by ed aves October 17, 2008