comphet crush

google what comphet is first and then come back.

When a lesbian has a platonic crush on a guy due to their compulsory heterosexuality (comphet). Normally it’s a celebrity or a fictional character who they will never meet and that they know they will never actually have a relationship with.

“oh my god have you seen dylan o’brien??? he’s so hot.”
“wait aren’t you a lesbian tho?”

“yeah he’s just my comphet crush, i would never actually date him”

by kidkwhatname2uselol May 16, 2021

National ask your crush out day

On December 9th ask out your crush and its okay if he rejects you

National ask your crush out day on December 9th

by National ask out your crush December 2, 2019

Tumblr Crush

When one develops a "crush" or extreme liking to someone's Tumblr page and imagines this person would be their soulmate in real life.

"Meaghan has a huge Tumblr Crush on OMGREG."

by meggers27 January 30, 2012

national hug your crush day

It’s your chance to give a hug to your crush today. Just go and hug your crush.

Me: Hey *hugs*
my crush: wow what was that for?
Me: It’s national hug your crush day
my crush: oh *hugs back*

by lilpandaa November 7, 2019

crush beers

the act of drinking beers with the intention of getting drunk. often a daytime activity

what did u do this weekend? besides crush beers?

pretty much it

sick

by rawdognation October 9, 2008

Chrust

The hardened/crusty layer that builds up on one's butthole after not maintaining cleanliness.

1. John's chrust was giving away a weird smell today on the bus.
2. I was going to eat Mary's ass, but I noticed her chrust and threw up on her.
3. Since I do not shower often, my mother recommends to use baby wipes after pooping so I do not form chrust.

by thecjcsoccer April 13, 2020

A crush

A crush is called a crush because the person you like doesn't like you back and it crushes your soul

Damn I hate having a crush on him

by Hshhdhdhd November 8, 2019