platonic cuck

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.

"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."

by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017

cuck juggler

Someone whose sexual orientation is primarily defined by their insatiable lust for cucks and globalists.

Stephanie: Take a look at all these cucks replying to Chuck Schumer's twitter feed! Shit that one's handsome AF. God damn I want to ride them all so hard!

Jimmy: JFC Steph, you're such a cuck juggler!

by BernieWHW June 17, 2018

cuck fighting

The act of having someone else fight your battles, while you sit back and watch.

Did you see how Nick manipulated his brother into beating Jeff up? He's such a cuck fighting coward.

by magz1990nine June 5, 2021

The cuck oven

A husband , his wife, and another man are all under one blanket. The wife and other man are having sex while the husband is getting cuckolded.

We only had one blanket so we all crawled underneath it. After a while it became apparent to me that was being cuckolded and the I was in the cuck oven

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016

Tom Cuck

Tom Cuck, pretending to be on ones side politically and then undermining that side with fallacious arguments designed to undermine the side you purport to support.

I was going to acknowledge that Pennsylvania didn't run a lawful election, I pretty much did, then I said I had better just go along with it like a Tom Cuck.

by Chardmaster January 3, 2021

astral cucking

When you're having sex and you astral project so you can watch from a distance while your physical form and your partner go to town

Remember when Doctor Strange and Christine are in the hospital and he's dying and she's using the defibrilator on him while his astral form fights Kaecilius? Imagine that but Strange and Christine are bumping uglies and Strange is watching from the mirror dimension. That's astral cucking for ya.

"Hey girl imma fuck you so good you go into the dark dimension"

by Falsifications January 31, 2020

Shadow cucked

When you get cucked but don’t realize it.

“I liked her so much that I blocked out the idea of My girlfriend fucking that bald doctor until I accidentally caught her in the act. I guess I got shadow cucked for over 5 years now.

by Mr balls 2.0 December 28, 2021