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Cruise Guilt

The feeling of enjoyment you get from watching a Tom Cruise movie. Even though you’d rather shit in your hands and clap, than openly admit you enjoyed it.
Oh man, the edge of tomorrow was a great film, here comes cruise guilt”
by Dallyissmelly January 26, 2018
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cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.
College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child
by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020
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Cruise

They're awesome and active people. They like to be adventurous and is good at many things. They are talented and make friends easily. They are good with ladies and they have a big penis.
by Randomperson2008 October 18, 2020
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Carribean Cruise

Recieving oral sex while smoking a zoot.
'How about a Carribean Cruise....'
by sneapdogg October 22, 2012
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Jacknipple Cruise

Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.

Easiest to do in belly buttons.
One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.
by Fetzilla September 7, 2012
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Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.
Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.
by MadMask October 28, 2011
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Cruise

by Cruiseishot March 25, 2023
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