Backseat coaching

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.

by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013

ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.

"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"

by Bingdot Dumbledorf March 28, 2015

Candy Crushing

Having sex with a stripper name Candy. Going to a Stripe Club. Having sex with a stripper.

Lets go Candy Crushing. Sure what time?

by J1 Socal January 12, 2016

heart crushing

An act of emotional violence, usually committed by a book, which leaves the individual experiencing it both elated and devastated simultaneously.

In my book, there's a lot of intrigue and thrill and SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HER AND HE KNOWS IT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER AND HE CAN'T LET HER GO BUT HE LEAVES HER IN DANGER IF SHE'S ON THE CASE AND IT'S ALL SO HEART CRUSHING.

by abooklovernevergoestobedalone October 10, 2016

Pickle Crushing

The process of stepping on a male's cock until the ejaculated.

Fred: I can't to go pickle crushing with Thomas tonight.

Joe: Ready to go pickle crushing?

by Notgayjustcurious June 1, 2016

button crushing

The sexual act of pressing down just below a person's navel while fucking (usually from behind but any way works) them which increases pressure to their g-spot or prostate depending on which they have, as well as the dick inside them. If done properly it may result in a more intense orgasm for the receiving person.

"Glen's the best lover I've ever had. He always uses button crushing as a finishing move!"

by CreativeWithaD June 18, 2018

bit crushing

When a guy puts his dick in between two girls while they are tribbing

Use lots of lube while bit crushing

by Fonzy153 July 15, 2017