Creaminator

One who jacks their meet so fast, their sperm comes out hot enough to cremate dead bodies.

I learned I have super speed and immediately applied to be a Creaminator.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Cracking a rat

When someone unleashes a rancid foul smelling fart and walks away

Mike walked into John's truck while cracking a rat. When John smelled it he threw up and went home sick.

by shikey shabibi February 22, 2024

cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

by StickCranker March 7, 2024

Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.

1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'

by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024

Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.

I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.

by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024

Creating

The process by which humans were created, when the devil shoved a retarded parrot in a diseased monkey.

Wow you really creating that exam, I'm guessing you're dropping the class...

by Juncture April 27, 2024

cranking it

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024