Chaunch Burger

Some one that's always calling and blowing up your instant messenger

Stop! This goes no further, you couldn't pay me to touch that chaunch burger!

by onkakrunk June 27, 2010

Crunch

When someone seems attractive from a far away distance or from the side, but when you look at them from the front or at a closer view, you realize they are in fact hideous. Derived from that moment when you go to step on a leaf thinking it's crunchy, but it doesn't crunch when you step on it. When used as an adjective, the proper word form is crunchy, as crunch is the noun form.

"Boy! I thought that guy was hella attractive when I saw him walking in the hallway. But when he actually passed me, I was severely disappointed. Whatta crunch!"

"She seemed attractive at first glance, but unfortunately, she was crunchy."

by leafgals January 10, 2017

crunch

The BEST candy bar made by Nestle.
It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.

I had a Crunch bar yesterday!

by Squanto November 20, 2002

dutch crunch

During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.

Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."

by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006

ass crunchies

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

by lb49cj July 21, 2006

Crunchies

Similar to the munchies, the crunchies are a specific craving for crunchy snacks such as potato chips, tortilla chips and corn nuts. Usually brought on by THC consumption.

Pete blazed up and before he knew it he had a the crunchies big time. As there were no chips in the house he had to settle for a bag of croutons.

by winchun April 29, 2010

Crunchies

Infantrymen, engineers, clerks, and just about everyone else who doesn't ride in a tank. So named for the sound they make when they get their sorry selves run over.

Man, I'm telling you, if those damn crunchies don't get out of the way, I'm going to take the treads to every last one of them!

by Cat-Kill January 19, 2008