coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

Neck-cracker

A Neck-cracker is smth that makes you look back to smth that has already passed. the name comes from the sound produced when the action is performed.

Kayla's ass is such a neck-cracker
Steve's new lambo is such a neck'scracker

by issyeboii05 June 18, 2020

De-crackernated

To be less white

Damn you ol Mr Roger's ass motherfucker, try to be a lil more de-crackernated

by TireKing87 February 23, 2021

cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021

Oxford Cracker

The act of smearing duck pate and caviar on someone's gooch to devour.

I gave my best friend John a right good oxford cracker.

by Dex the neeg June 26, 2021

Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.

Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!

by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021

trash cracker

Trash Cracker is the most rednecker person you’ve ever met who lives in a trailer and has a yard full of random cars.

Did you see that trash cracker at Apple Bee’s on a date night dipping fries in an Oreo Shake

by OGTrashCracker December 18, 2021