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Cowboy Unit 

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
Cowboy Unit by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
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Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear
DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs
Cowboy Clogs by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

cowboy soda 

Whiskey slang, there was not soda back in the west so all they drank was whiskey and water.
Hey bartender I need some cowboy soda make it strong!
cowboy soda by ImaSmartMF June 8, 2019

cowboy donut 

A slang term for fried cow vagina. A specialty meat consumed primarily in the American southwest.
Hell yeah, Hank, come on down! We just got back from the butcher and we're fryin' up some cowboy donuts!
cowboy donut by Megamickel June 29, 2019

cowboy cunt 

a person who only wears classic leather cowboy boots, occasionally a big hat, and denim, especially jean jackets
aye look at that cowboy cunt walking down the street
cowboy cunt by m305 October 15, 2019

Cowboy Shocker 

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
Cowboy Shocker by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019

Cowboy Shocker 

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
Cowboy Shocker by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019