count dronkula

someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.

"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains

by OriginalNiffer December 28, 2008

Count Fuckstickula

The biggest baddest douche bag on the planet

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.

by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011

its the thought that counts

What you say when you get a gift you don't really like but don't want to hurt the other persons feelings.

Jack - Jill, I got you a gift! *gives said gift*
Jill- Aw how sweet, it’s the thought that count's though

(She doesn't like it, you can tell because she said “its the thought that counts”)

by Boiga6 July 23, 2022

Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Count Sidius

Count Sidius is based off a graphic novel called 'HelpfulShaun' wrote by Shaun Smith.
Count Sidius plagued the inter-webs with his awful tutorials and guides. Not to mention his bloody 'let's plays' and when I mean bloody, I mean shit.

The reasoning behind CountSidius' awful tutorials & guides is due to his inability to pronounce the letter 'R'.

Count Sidius: Instead of saying "Crafting" with the correct pronunciation of the 'R' he will instead choose the bizarre pronunciation "Cwafting".

by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 7, 2012

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012