cougar piggy

An ironic term used to refer to a particularly attractive girl in her early 20s.

That girl is such a cougar piggy.

cougar piggy by rileymitch May 21, 2009

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Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

Cougar Spear by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

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cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

cougar snatch by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

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Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.

"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!

Cougar-Stomped by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010