pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.

"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"

by KnoxvilleDancer February 6, 2010

cube candy

Someone who is hired only on the basis of his or her physical attractiveness.

Don't ask the new office manager for help; he's strictly cube candy.

by Uncle Snark March 2, 2010

G-Candy

A guy with excellent physique and muscles.

Alicia: Gosh, I have fallen for a guy from our class.
Rachael: Tell me about him. Let me see your choice.
Alicia: First of all, he's a G-Candy.
Rachael: That's summarize everything.

by Reet Awwsum March 12, 2014

aunt cindy

Noun - Someone who keeps referring to people that no one knows!

No Aunt Cindy I do not know Jerry from the club!

by Ka3n August 19, 2019

Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.

that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020

officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.

1. I pissed on the officer's candy.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Dirty Piece of Candy

When your significant other is drunk and wants to talk shit to you but can't come up with anything so he calls you a Dirty Piece of Candy

You know what you are ... You a dirty piece of candy!!

by The Cool Nerds Girl April 24, 2021