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coconut

a person that people either hate or love, nothing in between.
"she has some friends, but a lot of people hate her. what a coconut."
by ddddddan April 28, 2005
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Coconut Grabber

A person that you hate with a burning passion
"Dude Jeremy is a fucking Coconut Grabber he ate my doughnuts "
by HerbertHooves December 24, 2021
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malibu coconut rum

A coconut rum ordered by precocious thugs and Barbie wannabes that they believe ups their street cred and makes them seem more enticing sexually
"Omg, he's so hot. Maybe if I bat my eyelashes and order this Malibu coconut rum and cranberry he will come flirt with me!"
by Banshee007 November 4, 2013
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Coconut Creampie

When a man surprises a woman during sex by slapping her tits as hard as he can. This causes her to tighten all of her muscles including the vagina. He then proceeds to creampie into her, for maximum pleasure during an orgasm.
Oh man last night I showered Candy in a coconut creampie. Her tits are still red from where I slapped them!
by Hand Jacks March 11, 2016
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coconut

a coconut is a person who is nuts about cocoa and chocolate.
The three brothers were such coconuts that they mixed Count Chocula, Cocoa Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs, Cocoa Krispies and milk together in thier cereal bowl, yet it wasnt enough chocolate, so they added chocolate syrup to make the milk chocolate. However, this only teased their cocoa palates so they had a slice of chocolate cake to finish the job.
by hungrychance14 January 22, 2011
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Coconut Smile

When someone cums in your mouth and they smile and it drips from the side of your mouth onto your chin and then probably onto the floor.
“Oh man! When I pulled my big ol’ Dick out her mouth last night she coconut smiled at me. Then she had to mop the floor
by Chubbbbbbbs October 19, 2018
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Coronita virus

Similar to the coronavirus but it only affects little people
Dumbguy- Hey that' Consuelo is really hot looking midget!

Intellectual-thats not nice! They're referred to as "little people" and she has the coronita virus!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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