Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

by Gdkxhjdndmndjdic June 13, 2019

When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.
by Rabetclutcher May 26, 2022

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
by Monskam22 March 11, 2020

The utmost intense occurrence possible.
Something that no man should suffer through.
Something so badass that it makes your butt pucker, your hair stand on end, your pupils dilate, and your your gag reflex activate.
The highest bro compliment in the world.
A mixture of spades, overly gigantic wheels, pampered trucks, degraded and useless pick-ups, hats covering your eye-brows, and DGAF attitudes.
Something that no man should suffer through.
Something so badass that it makes your butt pucker, your hair stand on end, your pupils dilate, and your your gag reflex activate.
The highest bro compliment in the world.
A mixture of spades, overly gigantic wheels, pampered trucks, degraded and useless pick-ups, hats covering your eye-brows, and DGAF attitudes.
Bro... that was clutch fatal.
Watch out, clutch fatal crew is rollin through.
The pain was clutch fatal.
Clutch...fatal...bro.
He is so clutch fatal it's ridiculous.
Watch out, clutch fatal crew is rollin through.
The pain was clutch fatal.
Clutch...fatal...bro.
He is so clutch fatal it's ridiculous.
by DeathstarHimself December 14, 2010
