clown porn

During the 1980's in the San Fransisco area, the practice of "clowning" became popular. In clowning, sexual partners would don clown make-up and other clown accessories before and during various sex acts. This generally gratifies a playfull and silly side of one's sexuality. These days, there has been a proliferation of clown pornography on the internet. One can now purchase DVDs of clowns fucking.

When i'm in the mood to see circus entertainers fornicate, i watch clown porn!

by Joey Pitchfork July 27, 2006

Clown Pound

The act of clowns (which include truckers, carnival operators "carnies") coming together in groups of 2 or more (maximum number is unlimited) and pounding one another in eachother's orfices.

Carny Jethro: "Hey Ace, what'ya say we have a good ol' clown pound after the carnival tonight?"

Ace the Clown: "Hell yeah brother, let's git er' done!"

by Middleton Highschool Clown Academy October 20, 2006

clowns pocket

A particularly loose and baggy pussy!

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.

by Paddy October 21, 2003

Clown Meat

The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.

Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!

McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.

by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016

banging a clown

the act of doing little to nothing other than relaxing. originated as a spoof of the Counting Crows song, "Hangingaround".

Paul: What are you up to?
Jason: Not much too fucking much, just banging a clown.

by Dr. P.J. Conlike January 11, 2009

Clown Milk

Clown milk is when something is so insanely crazy it’s it can only be shown through text as 🤡🥛

That shit is (Clown milk)🤡🥛

by Two legit 2 quite October 21, 2019

Clown Pocket

a very deep vagina, one that can fit a surprising amount of things

BF: "Yo babe how are we going to get the snacks into the movie theater? You don't have any pockets or a purse?"
GF: "Don't worry I have a 12 pack of diet coke and 5 large popcorns in my clown pocket."

by xxxdonkey_dongxxx September 30, 2018