Chorbles

Just some guy who always forgets to wipe his ass so he literally has shit caked all over him all the time.

Duuuuuude...I had no idea you were a chorbles you should go to therapy.

by Glitteryballsackgirl May 11, 2020

squat cobbler

one who sits in pies (often on video or crying) for the gratification of others or his- or herself

"What, you two guys are cops? Hoboken squat cobbler. Full-moon moon pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the ass-man. Dutch apple ass."-Jimmy McGill on Better Call Saul

by kaw26 July 18, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.

That Hoboken Squat cobbler looks sexy sitting on that banana crème pie!

by beef nugget September 2, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.

Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!

by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016

Cobblestone

a term for the thugged out group of senior boys at South lakes high school who "allz they do is get down NA NA NA NAAAA"

Cobblestone loves dick

by shiiiiitttt March 3, 2003

cobbles willy

idiot, spaco

a retarded person

by fish May 6, 2003

cobblestone

To drop one's testes in an open anus

Years of wear and tear on the poor woman allowed for an easy cobblestone.

She wasn't in the mood for a cleveland steamer but became excited when I mentioned cobblestoning.

I prefer to give a good cobblestone than receive a mediocre blumpkin.

by Blindianboy March 8, 2011