Santa's Chimney Dilema

Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.

Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.

by Andy K September 15, 2006

chimezie

a cocky guy who thinks he's more attractive than he actually is

I may be conceited, but at least I'm not chimezie

by jerbra;lwkef December 14, 2010

chimken nuggers

The Hawtest chiken everrrr!

Look at them shmexy chimken nuggers! MMM tAsTy!

by fluffy_ puff October 15, 2018

chimney

shove a wooden plank up your dick or vagina

saM go chimney and chimp

by Lope a dope January 12, 2009

Chimin Curve

The infamous curve ball invented by the great baseball master Chi-Da Su. The Curve ball is defined as a regular throw, but thrown high up in the air and using the natural forces of gravity to create the illusion of a curve. This curve ball is very inaccurate and usually thrown by baseball noobs

Dude, stop throwing the chimin curve it never works you will just end up hitting the buff korean guy and he willl beat you up

by ihatefobs June 9, 2010

Chimere

A simp. The show off type. Always trying to impress hoes. But never gets them

She doesn't like you. You're such a Chimere

by Elder Watson diggs July 14, 2017

mississippi wind chime

When 1 girl is performing fellatio on 5 guys at the same time, & their balls slap her chin in a rhythmic beat.

Just the farmhands playin their mississippi wind chimes on my daughter's throat."

by mrsflowers07 October 2, 2011