chaps

said when one is feeling annoyed, rubbed the wrong way, etc.

Madison: "I think Dairy Queen is closed today..."
Tucker: "Chaps."

by madisoncheye March 5, 2015

chipsbeatskids

a very talented, humble rapper, with a penis around the size of 13 inches. also smells extremely good in person.

what is that magnificent smell in the air? oh chipsbeatskids must be near....

by sexy big boy April 12, 2020

Chipsy

When you are tipsy and start to eat chips.

Tom was so chipsy the other night he started eating a bag of cheeseburger doritos.

by larl kindberg June 9, 2011

fish and chips

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."

by dgro September 21, 2006

Cum Chips

Ejaculating onto a plate, then placing the place outside in the sun until it dries out. When dry, peel off and eat.

Sandy said the cum chips were surprisingly crunchy and salty.

by Honeylocs May 26, 2008

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 6, 2014

Soda and Chips

If you're in South Beach Miami, yell this out on Washington Ave. and you're gauranteed to have a pleasant night. Watch for po-po.

"Soda and chiips...half off!"

by Stephan Vermani May 21, 2003