chav

someone who enjoys going out at weekends to go on a "sesh" Most of these people wear clothes such as Henleys, G-star, Gio Goi and Fly 53. But there are some people who can wear these labels without being classed as a chav. They have no imagination and tend to copy what other people do or say.

Normal person 1: Omg look at that chav, he wears such chavvy clothes.
Normal person 2: Yeh i know, what a chav

by thisismyusername705 February 3, 2009

Chavs

a chav is a very stupid and anoying indiidual who refusess to socialize with any other human being unless they ware hats so up thier heads they could fall off,white donay socks pulled over their trousers and so much gell on thier head that it looks as if they hav used two pots of varnish on it to make it shine(witch makes them look even more stupid than they actuly are)

Chavs do not like anyone who is not like tham for example one day me and my mate where sityting under the ramp at the skate park when sudenly a chav came alone and asked us if we had a fag so we said no sorry dude but then out off the blue about 10 other chavs were surrounding us and then for no apparent reason what so ever one of them hit my mate so hard on the back that he fell to the floor and if thats not unsportmanly enough they started kicking him while he was down so just to sum it up a chav is someone with an encrdibly bad atatude problem and rubbish fashion sence.

by charlie December 9, 2003

chav

some tards that dress in trackies an wer shity caps.
they talk shit. say brap al the time and look for fights deal drugs, get kicked out of skool an work in tesco. says like all the time

any scary person in trackies u see walking towards u thats a chav.

by Rayc April 13, 2007

chav

A small person who has not learnt any life morrals and spends there time walking the street coreners at night pissed on chea cider, they tend to vandalise public property,terrorise old and young pepole and skip school so they can get there 13year old friend pregnat in a drunken stumble and be an absent father, they have liitle or no life goals and use the money supposed to be for those in real finacail pridictiment and spen it on these three main compniants
BOOZE
FAGS
DRUGS
this inferiar race will die out in around 1000yers time when the goverment sends them to the moon and they relises that they used all there oxgen and they dont know how to make any more!!!!!!!!!!!

A chav tryed to mugg me, i punched him in the face and kicked his balls (if he has any) he soon left me alone

by hijjj February 13, 2008

chav

a small little dick head who is about 5 foot tall and most probably got a 1.5 inch penis who dresses in nothing but branded clothes wears too much jewelry who thinks they are 10 men and acts asif they can hammer anyone (even the female chavs act like this but they wear tight pants sometimes jeans).they usually hang around in a big gruop attempting to intimidate anyone and everyone when all you have to do is floor one and they run away like bitches. but be warned they think they are solid when they have around 20 people behind them. however one on one they lose easily do not be afraid they are fucking pussies.

chav-"ere mates u hit me the other night"
person-"no we did not stop trying to pick fights"
chav-"bullshit u n me one on one mates"
person-(punches chav in nose breaks it chav cries and goes off in ambulences.

by jake-d February 13, 2008

chav

English word, taking england by storm as more and more common women fall intot he 'chav' category. A chav is a person with the following features:
-Bleached hair
-fake burberry/louis vuitton/ any designer at all that they can pick up at the market.
-usually pregnant before they reach their twentys
-usually smoker

"Omigod....look at that chav." (points to woman with all of the above. lol.) Britney is an american chav.

by ellz bellz jellz August 31, 2008

Chavs

We all know what they are... Pikeys - Nuff said.

Hey c'mon weve all seen them

by Dot Cotton (75, Albert Sq.) November 14, 2004