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Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.
Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.
by The Real John Powers February 6, 2022
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Chaos

I’m here to kill Chaos.
by GarlandChaos July 23, 2021
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Chao Chad

Diamond: Hey Scissors, what you up to?
Scissors: Oh nothing, just playing some Chad Rescue on the Hive.
Diamond: Chad.. Rescue? You mean CHAO rescue?
Scissors: Nope, Chad. Definitely Chad. Look how cute the chads are! I rescued 8 chads that round.
Diamond: Huh. Chad Rescue. Chads. Chao Chad.
by DiamondBoy4005 July 28, 2021
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CHAOS

cher thrives on chaos. no, she is chaos.
by tr12 August 5, 2021
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Poetic chaos

When a person or character did something wrong, and pays for it in the end, but it's not because of what the did at all.

The opposite of poetic justice or karma.
When she lost the poker tournament she didn't invite us to, it was poetic chaos - we don't believe in luck.
by Eliadia February 17, 2022
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Chaos

what happens when LGBTQ+ people become friends
Those became friends, now look at the chaos they cause together
by Emrys 42 May 15, 2021
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Chaos

by KiwiiOnDex June 10, 2021
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