Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx May 16, 2011

Running past a Chaos Orb

When an individual tries to operate or utilize anything obtained through illicit means, and does so without prior experience and in objectively poor form. This is often a shameless public display meant to bolster ego, but invariably arouses suspicion and brings the authenticity of the individual, and their abilities, into question.

"He just ran past a Chaos Orb!" - Quin | "He's Running Past a Chaos Orb"

by acie502 January 13, 2025

Chaos theory

Basically, shit happens

Have you heard of chaos theory?

No
It means shit happens

by squirrelcooters July 22, 2018

Loaf of chaos

Another term to describe a cat. A little loaf of chaos

"Why did you knock over my fucking mattress you loaf of chaos"

by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023

Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.

Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.

by The Real John Powers February 6, 2022

bo chao

An ambiverted individual who is extremely outgoing when with friends but will be more timid than a mouse when surrounded by strangers. Charismatic and charming person who captures the attention of those who are listening. Always seeks opportunities to further improve himself and is a misunderstood person.

Bo Chao loves his bananas.

by Leo3392 November 22, 2021

christmas chaos scp

the number #1 oceana scp sl discord server full of sweaty players and a good time
(discord.gg/christmaschaos)

yo bro you wanna go play scp sl on christmas chaos scp with me?

christmas chaos scp new chronicles clips just dropped

tmouse is the worse player in Christmas chaos scp

by rizzler656 August 2, 2023