The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Chaos

Very cool guy. He can be kinda mean to People he doesn't know but very sweet to people that are important to him. He's really funny but still knows when to be serious.

Guy 1: Wow he's so mean
Guy 2: no he just doesn't know you, he's a Chaos

by eatingyoursoul April 4, 2022

The Children of Chaos

An awesome band.

The Children of Chaos is an awesome band.

by cocisawesome June 10, 2011

christmas chaos scp

the number #1 oceana scp sl discord server full of sweaty players and a good time
(discord.gg/christmaschaos)

yo bro you wanna go play scp sl on christmas chaos scp with me?

christmas chaos scp new chronicles clips just dropped

tmouse is the worse player in Christmas chaos scp

by rizzler656 August 2, 2023

Loaf of chaos

Another term to describe a cat. A little loaf of chaos

"Why did you knock over my fucking mattress you loaf of chaos"

by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023

Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.

Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.

by The Real John Powers February 6, 2022

CHAOS

THIS CAN OCCUR WHEN YOUR FRIENDSHIP CONSISTS OF WANTING TO LIGHT A BUILDING ON FIRE JUST TO DO IT AND NOT BEING ABLE TO BE LEFT ALONE FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES DUE TO THAT.

Reagan and Caileigh's friendship is the definition of chaos.

by Rain Falls January 11, 2021