Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011

Chatterpiller

A chaterpiller is someone who believes they have great banter,when really it's shite

Chatterpiller- poor banter ie: recycled banter

by Barry Hooks November 14, 2013

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015

chapter 7

The chapter in which every shitty thing on this planet and every fuckin interesting thing happens within books I read that has been RIPPED OUT.

God I hate how no books ever actually have chapter 7!

by ZtheAsian July 20, 2016

Chapter

A thing that describes what page or if you are listening.

Are you on our chapter right now.

by Redsue March 21, 2017

charter dirty

Adjective. A descriptive characterization of any one who benefits politically or financially from charter schools beyond the scope of a normal paycheck earned from the efforts of actually working in the classroom.

An individual who is charter dirty recognizes the profit potential of charter schools- especially in states that boast lax charter laws, and has a pre-disposition toward making decisions in conflict with the interests and welfare of public school children.

The assembly member has accepted huge campaign contributions from the charter industry lobby, and consistently votes against charter school financial accountability. He is more charter dirty than I thought.

by Friend94550 June 28, 2017

chiterling neck

Someone with a dirt ass neck

Damn that nigga got a chiterling neck

by Daddy lex October 14, 2017