Callum

A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.
“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
by Lord Ohwontoohofor May 21, 2018
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Omg I love Callum he’s the best right?

What are u stupid?
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Person 1: "Hey that's callum"

Person 2: "No. That's Elin's Boyfriend"
by callumharty May 20, 2024
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Also see gigachad. Massive legend. Not afraid to break a neck or two in football. Timewasting expert. Single for life!
Slightly alpha but working on it. A very interesting person as you can tell. BTW he has a footlong!
Callum is a gigachad.
Callum is single but always ready for a good night in
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He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute
Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression
by Issybaeness August 07, 2019
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Absolute king, DBZ fan you has the most incredible toes you'll ever see. If your name starts with a consonant Callum probably doesn't like you (unless your name is kaiden). Callum is awful at dancing and has crushes on girls whos name start with G. Callum is best friends with Euan and Kaiden.
Damn there's callum
He's such an awesome DBZ fan
by Bobby Malone the 3rd August 30, 2022
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Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears
Callum is too funny
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