he is a to-faced bitch who plays girls which is not fair to us because we get all excited because we finally have a boyfriend and then he plays you, but he always loses the game so it's fine. he might be hot and all but Yoh he is such an ass

Callum means player

by antss December 4, 2023

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Callum. The boy i will never forget in my year 6 class, a Callum will always make you smile, laugh and he will always b chaotic yet serious. He makes everyone laugh, smile ect. I love Callum truely he acts like a brother to me at school. I steal his stuff for fun and we chase eachother around. He is the funniest boy i have ever met and he filled the missing part in my heart he is also very chaogic i must say lol. Get a callum in your life and DON'T lose him. If you do lose him, that is your loss. I love you Callum if you ever read this. You made my life together when i was feeling the worse i was. I love you Callum i need you back in my life. Please.

Group of girls: *talking*
Callum: Hey, can i slide into your dms real quick?
Group of girls: Pft no?
Girl 1: Yes.
Callum: LESS GOO *celebrates*

by Thinking of callum rn <3 December 10, 2022

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A species that has never seen a woman and never will. They are all lazy fat losers.

Holy shit, that guy is a Callum! Wow I would NOT like to be him, HAHAH! What a loser...

by Dr. S C Chancelor Uni of Swiss December 13, 2022

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Used to describe a menace to society. A vulgar word. Commonly used within groups during therapy, in replacement of triggering-words. (However, this has become a triggering word as well.) For example, used to describe one who obtains people's ip and works at boston pizza amongst other places.

Person 1: "You're such a Callum! You work constantly and only live out of spite!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"

by intothewoodswithoutregretyou July 4, 2023

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