California Rockafeller 

When A man receives oral sex from a woman while she has pop rocks in her mouth.

Can be given on a toilet, but the name does not change.

John- "Hey dude! Jenna sat me down on the can and gave me a California Rockafeller last period!

Mike- "Right on dude!"

California Rockafeller by ROR March 31, 2012

california sliders 

When a guy shits, proceeds to pick it up with his left hand and slides it across a woman's chest until all of it is gone and makes a criss cross pattern, thus giving her California sliders.

John went to the host club and asked for a California slider.
Hey did you hear the news? Bailey gave Julia a California slider last night at the party! Shit was cray cray!
A new craze is sweeping the nation, people everywhere are giving each other california sliders!

california sliders by crazed and confused August 26, 2013

california beef salad

A 3 way (2 men, 1 woman) in which the men both take a dump on the woman's vagina, and proceed to mix it around with their erect penises, using them as salad tongs.

I still haven't gotten all the shit out of my pussy from when those guys at the hostel gave me a California beef salad

california beef salad by Slurmsclash July 2, 2016

California clam slap 

Credit goes to the California Clam Slap Connoisseur himself: Mr. B. Fluke of Escondido, California.

When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.

I was so hammered last night I pulled a California Clam Slap on that wicked ugly prostitue from behind the sevy.

California clam slap by IllBeeSweeterThanHoney July 21, 2016

california dungeons

California dungeons is what the “dysfunctional bastards” from the Ronald Reagan era called there hood and if you were caught lurking around there your are “trapped in the dungeon”

Jarald: yo niggas gather in.
Group: aight

Jarald: remember this is our California dungeon we must be regulators at all time.
All: CALIFORNIA DUNGEONS!!!

california dungeons by I’m just a nigga December 17, 2017

california kelp forest 

When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.

I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™

california kelp forest by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018

California Yankee

A person who moves from California and goes on ad-nauseam about how much better California is, hence begging the question, "Why the hell'd you leave?"

That California Yankee, Moonbeam is yammering again about how this town is nothing like Barstow. I hope she chokes on her kale.

California Yankee by Heez Ded Gym February 20, 2019