human condom

A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.

An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.

A woman of little or no value.

*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.
by Scotters August 11, 2007
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Obama Condom

Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush Dental Dam! It may not have been the most appealing option, but at least you can trust that it won't break under pressure!
by Giggles88 January 20, 2009
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Mexican Condom

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.

Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"
by chumpguy January 01, 2014
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Condom Wrapper

A female version of the douchebag or a female who dates douchebags
This resort is full of douchebags and condom wrappers. I was at the bar ordering a drink and that condom wrapper cut in front of me and got orange tanning cream all over my shorts. I hope her douchebag boyfriend doesn't see it.
by Honey Do July 24, 2011
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double condom

A double condom is slang for a bad idea in the guise of a good idea.
Making this field required is a double condom.
by P ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dog October 29, 2015
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Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.
“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle
by Thomas The Wank Engine October 02, 2020
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Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.
We dutch condomed last night, it was great!
by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022
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