fan commander

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.

"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

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I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense

Codeword for " i am gay and i need a big dick inside my boi pussy RIGHT NOW "

author: "I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense" "please fuck my ass I NEED COCK please give me cummies pwease pwease ~~~~~ >w< >w< >w< plzzzz impregnate my boi pussy ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w;"

by marioehehehe January 20, 2023

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Super Serious Facebook Commentor

Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down

Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol

Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah

Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!

by Shizzy1980 February 22, 2011

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commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.

Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!

by superfunhappytimes February 17, 2010

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Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010

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Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.

Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.

by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011

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