commondoors

Plural for commonwhore the useless shitbag car notorious with the commonsfolk of Australia a.k.a Holden Commodore. Commondoors are so common that they are often mistaken for dunny doors.

Farkin hell Gazza, look at all those commondoors.

Fark me drunk Bazza, fuck a duck.

by Coinage August 8, 2006

cummando

a gay commando who likes to take the jizz it in the face

the cummander issued a cummand to his cummando's

by flappin cock November 18, 2009

cummander

the term a gay man calls his partner when his partner is the catcher that day

My cummander was really good at it today

by Number One Gun February 3, 2009

Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.

David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"

by MegaMilk January 21, 2015

commandette

The female equilvalent of "going commando". In other words, a woman of mammary bountitude not wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder.

"That chick is going commandette over there!" "Dude, you can see her fripples from space!"

by gulo May 16, 2006

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010

commando noob

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.

"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"

by HMAR December 7, 2006