Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.
I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.
by Coma Cone August 09, 2024
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Awkward Coma

Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.
I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.
by Capellan May 19, 2011
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Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation
"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"
by Umbella December 23, 2011
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Cannabis Coma

The sleep you have after getting ripped.
Welcome back, where the hell have you been these past 2 days?”

“Just got out of a cannabis coma.”
by TallDaTruth July 20, 2020
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Coma-cation

Coma-cation.
Such as being in a cona referring to its a vacation . Thus a Coma-cation.
My kids have been testing me lately. I need a week long coma-cation ASAP.
by amihatesyou2 April 11, 2022
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Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.
“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”
by SalvyZ August 29, 2019
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Pertwee coma

A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.

Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.
The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.
by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023
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