Cock Joke

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about

Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke

by literal asshole August 2, 2021

Cock worshiping

1.To sexually crave a penis whether soft or erect to the point where you do tasks and things asked for the person who you are cock worshipping to receive sex with this person and his cock

2. You like penis so much you crave it you always want it in you or on you or atleast around you always sucking on it or face fucking it or giving it a handjob or even playing with it while the person is asleep

Bro this bitch is a cock worshiping freak

by Savethepolarbears September 18, 2019

Cock propaganda

When you send a bitch a picture of a dick that is not yours, bigger and better than yours, typically a cock you googled. Misleading cock pics to bag a babe.

Chuck: Hey Matt, how did you get that smokeshow to sleep you.

Matt: I used a little cock propaganda and got a huge cock pic off of google and sent it to her.

by Aj36mason December 13, 2018

cock hero

A JOI-style video where guys masturbate and attempt to match their stokes to the tempo and last until the end of the song. It's like Guitar Hero, but with an orgasm instead of a high score.

My strokes were way off beat during my last round of Cock Hero, but I still came, so I won anyway.

by Lizzie Bear Fox December 15, 2013

cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017

cock jam

The white, sticky, salty, creamy tasting substance that comes out of the penis.

She ate my cock jam and loved it!

by Charley Mais September 1, 2008

cock hugger

An irritating hetrosexual male friend who just will not leave you alone. Always wants to know what you are doing and who you are doing it with. He is a great friend but, always needs to know every minute of your day.

You called me 6 times to see what I was doing tonight and who I was doing it with. I am going out with some other friends - get a life ya cock hugger.

by Jerome Fraser July 17, 2006