A test that determines if one's future significant other (e.g., future boyfriend/girlfriend) is a keeper. This is usually done on a date by bringing the subject (e.g., future significant other) to a club where he/she is supposedly to get hit on by other suitors.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
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Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
by amazingjay April 23, 2013
Get the club testmug. Founded in Opus Room 308 at St. Mary’s College, Club 308 was originally just an appartment. From there, a lifestyle emerged — merch was purchased, mugshots were taken, athletic teams gathered, and friendships were formed. Known as the birthplace of the original snighty, Club 308 is known for being open to all, extreme kleptomaniacs, full of athletes and viruses, and always being DTS. Never underestimate the power of Club 308 and their influence on St. Mary’s College campus.
by Realuzi May 17, 2022
Get the Club 308mug. A Minecraft Server where all the tryhards and people with rare names hangout and be toxic to each other. Also known as MMC
by Platten December 7, 2021
Get the Minemen clubmug. A: Oh look! It's the lettuce club
B: What is that thing!!??
C: It is a very cool club that you have a very cool experiment with lettuce.
B: That sounds cool, let's join
A; YEAH!!!
B: What is that thing!!??
C: It is a very cool club that you have a very cool experiment with lettuce.
B: That sounds cool, let's join
A; YEAH!!!
by LittleBlueGuy February 16, 2020
Get the Lettuce Clubmug. by Kanye east December 14, 2018
Get the Club fuegomug. Sophia: "Ooo damn Ryan is lookin' nice tonight."
Anne: "Girl yo nips is huge!"
Anne & Sophia: "CLUB NIPPLES!!"
Anne: "Girl yo nips is huge!"
Anne & Sophia: "CLUB NIPPLES!!"
by SPACENIPPLES December 16, 2011
Get the Club Nipplesmug. A generally narcissistic man who only works out his upper body when at the gym, not realizing/caring for the HUGE importance of lower body because it doesn't suit an aesthetic purpose.
by Vash43796 December 9, 2008
Get the Club Boymug.