catflow

The flow of cats, especially the motion of cat currents, aided by the opening of doors.

Stop closing doors man, you're messing up the catflow and the dogs got 'em all cornered!

by EJSP November 24, 2016

Catfish Hot

When you meet someone online and the person is quite hot that seems like a catfish, but it isn't.

Hey Matt, have you go out with that girl from tinder?

-No, I haven't, she's catfish hot and I'm scared.

by tats November 27, 2016

catrumptrophe

An avoidable catastrophe that was caused by the person in charge, due to his or her own ego or
personal agenda.

The current turmoil within the United States government , looks like a catrumptrophe waiting
to happen.

by dosmart February 15, 2017

Catfisting

Catfish fist catching? Hell no.

"I was catfisting yesterday"
You: "Did you catch any fish"
Your mom: " No but(t) the cat did."

by pete o'possum March 11, 2017

catfish

A catfish is someone who pretends to be who they are not most likely to persuade victims to have a romantic online relationship

Janet got catfished by this perv.

by invisble girl June 17, 2018

catquake

(Noun) When you and your cat are sitting on the couch and it does that thing where it shakes a whole bunch, causing the couch to vibrate such that it feels like an earthquake.

I totally panicked when I thought I felt an earthquake, turns out it was just a catquake.

by ComebackKid989 July 7, 2017

catguin

Its mushed together with penguin and cat. Catguin is usually a guy who is weird, dumb, and pervert. He looks adorable on the outside but on the inside hes masculine, strong hearted, and has a clear heart. Hes straightforward, so he may hurt others but what makes it special is that inside those words theres still warmness that can melt down some of people's dirtyness or darkness inside. His words can fill up a hole with light that was dugged through its heart.

Your my catguin☺︎

by compañero August 7, 2017