Carson Steinhoff

When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.

Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea

by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025

carson school

A place to make kids depressed and suicidal; a building that incorporates no child care or educational purpose.

Carson school likes bullying

by Madmoms June 08, 2017

Daddy Carson

A name that Sam likes yo call Carson.

Oh hey look it’s daddy Carson!

by Daddy Carson November 18, 2020

Carson

Carson is a sweet girl and will never ever not be loyal and will always be kind. Carson’s will be bossy sometimes and will always get what they want from there aunts.

Cousin 1: Omg Carson!
Cousin 2: YAY!

by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021

Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 03, 2021

Carson

A massive idiot, self centered, and the worst friend/boyfriend of all time.

Dude, don’t be a Carson.

by actual fucking idiot November 28, 2019

Carson

A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch

Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Heyhoehey69 November 04, 2019