A simple man. Coarse pubic hair and smelly dick cheese. Is always asking for someone to help him with his dick cheese but nobody will :(
by Bdlapncosj September 22, 2022

The best girl that you’ll ever meet. She is hilarious, and makes everyone laugh without trying. She comes across as quiet but when you talk to her you’ll definitely think the opposite! She is cute, attractive, and adorable. She doesn’t have a lot of close friends, but knows everybody! She has a name that is mostly used for boys but she rocks it. She loves to flirt, and can make anyone wish their boyfriend/girlfriend was that romantic! She treats whoever she’s dating right! They might go through some fights, because a Cam never lets someone else win an argument, and that can cause some problems. Overall she is a wonderful person, and you’ll be lucky to know her! She’ll make your day in a second with that smile, and those amazing dimples!
by Holytic214 May 19, 2018

Cam Newton thinks he is over the hill because of his profession, but he's too young for retirement. His best years don't look like they're ahead of him, but he won't know if he retires, and if football is what he loves to do for a living, why would he?
Cam Newton seems to lose focus and determination more than he did in his 20's, at times he doesn't seem like the same guy he was even though he is.
by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

Cam is a type of egg that watches my little pony every day and becomes emo during the night whenever he sees an insult about himself on social media, he sleeps inside a bag of milk and cries because he gets 0 egg bitches
Cam: oh boy it sure is a nice day to go on instagram i hope i don’t see any insults about me today!
The gc: Cam egg
Cam: i cant take this anymore get blocked im gonna kill myself
The gc: Cam egg
Cam: i cant take this anymore get blocked im gonna kill myself
by BeanerCheese January 10, 2022

a creep who creeps. a creepy kid from roosevelt that carries strange objects. a guitar player from seattle. a wanabee mechanic who makes creeping devices. a pyrofanatic.
by Creepy Cam October 15, 2009

by smegsteve May 16, 2025
