Dirt Button Bandit

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.

I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.

by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

belly button milking

when you are having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and ejaculate in her belly button. then later squeeze it out of her belly button like you are milking a cow

my friend: i had the best sex last night
me: did you do some belly button milking

by rad rebel November 1, 2017

monkey button

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.

Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!

by DJSLAM March 5, 2005

Brown Button

The anus. The oring. The bung hole. The balloon knot. The lid to the fart box.

I was tongue punching her brown button last night.

Her brown button was ripe and musky.

I’m sorry babe. It was dark. I couldn’t see. I swear I didn’t intend to poke your brown button.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

belly button jam

the smelly stuff that gathers in your belly button.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Random Word Button

The coolest on-line button in the entire fucking Universe. In fact it is so awesome, that if you don't use it, then you are a CUNT!

Peep1: hit the Random Word button on UD
Peep 2: What's that?
Peep 1: You're a CUNT!

by NeonKnigtZ666 September 11, 2013

belly button

The interesting orifice in your belly.
It may stick outwards (an outie) or inwards (an innie).
Useful for catching spooge but tends also to collect nut butter and lint.

I had to take my tongue out of his belly button, because his treasure trail was tickling my ear.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003