meatless burrito

Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.

Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.

by Meaty Burrito September 11, 2016

Burrito Time

To eat several burritos with your friend Juan. It is nothing to be ashamed of. It is usually very fun.

"Netflix n' Chill?"
Nah, let's do burrito time cuz it's for starters.

by DeeperTac0 September 19, 2016

Steak burrito

When you become completely wrapped up under your covers all snug like a burrito, and you being the steak.

I'm sleepy, I'm going to go become a steak burrito.

by pandalovingtacoeater July 17, 2016

Beach burrito

When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.

She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.

by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019

Dante's Burrito

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.

Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.

by Cryptic anonymity April 18, 2018

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018