bathroom burrito

a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.

mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.

by pickle6my9stick September 14, 2019

Beach burrito

When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.

She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.

by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019

emo burrito

a burrito filled with all black ingredients and has no soul

damn that emo burrito was tasty asf

by hahahaeatpussy April 24, 2018

ethnic burrito

The act of a Mexican man shoving his entire body into the vagina of an extremely obese white woman.

Dude I stopped hiring Juan to mow my lawn because he did an ethnic burrito with Mrs. Johnson down the street.

by Chubby Robot April 25, 2017

burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

big burrito

Large dick

Damn he's got a big burrito.

by Princess chanel October 28, 2017

Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.

Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"

by Mount Philimanjaro October 6, 2016